if my kids aren’t internet sensations i give up
The first time someone tried to steal my bag in the subway I panicked and I broke his arm with an umbrella and since then none of my friends will let me forget about this.
If you think this was a badass moment you need to remember I’m 5 ft and my bag was a Lucky Star bag and I was crying while hitting someone much bigger than me repeatedly with a frog-shaped umbrella.
you are my hero
take comfort in this
no matter how far apart you are
we’re under the same sky
JeanMarco don’t frickle frack, they freckle frack…